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Funny Garden Stakes for Punny Plant People
$20.00
Materials: Black Oil Paint Pen, eco friendly bamboo plant markers
Have fun in your garden with these funny hand lettered garden stakes for punny plant people! This playful set of plant markers are the perfect way to add some extra pizzazz and flair to your your garden. Have a good time with your Soil Mates, or remind your little blooming cuties that plants are your friends! This delightful plant lover’s set is perfect for the crazy plant person you know and love, or for your amazing green-thumbed gardening pal! Makes a fantastic gift for Easter, Mother’s Day, and other holidays, or just as gifts for friends and family who love to tend their own garden! Or, keep them for yourself to pep up your own garden!
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✿ DETAILS:
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• Funny garden stakes hand lettered in durable black oil-based ink to last through many seasons
• 100% bamboo and eco-friendly
• 4" tall x 2.15" wide on top (1.35" tall on the top part), and 1/16" thick
✿ STANDARD SET of 10 includes:
- Welcome to my garden
- Life's a garden
- Plants are friends
- Bloom, baby
- Crazy plant lady (also available as Crazy plant man or Crazy plant person/people—please let me know if you'd like the alternative in the customization box)
- Plants make me happy
- Water me
- Aloe, darkness
- Soil mates
- I'm thirsty
✿ Alternative phrases (Prefer any of these? Just write your revised list in the customization box 😊):
- Garden
- Grow
- Bloom
- Hello sunshine
- Don't be a prick
- Crazy plant man / Crazy plant person / Crazy plant people
- Plant papa / Plant mama
- Get dirty
- Sun lover
- Dig it
- What are you?
- Compost happens
- Garden hoe
- Grow dammit
- Any phrase of your choosing (up to 3 short words)
✿ Interested in an add-on sign? See photos for details, or read more info on the wood slice signs. Special pricing applies to combined purchase with garden markers only. ♡
✿ To keep stakes 100% natural for organic gardeners, stakes are sold as natural bamboo, and should last roughly one gardening season when used outdoors. You may wish to coat your stakes in a clear water repellant or sealant such as Thompson's WaterSeal or Minwax Helmsman Spar Urethane to help extend wood life for outdoor use. 
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✿ MADE JUST FOR YOU:
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Due to the handmade nature of these markers, you will see minor variations between size and thickness of letters, and the combination of calligraphy and handwritten block lettering. All stakes lettered in lowercase.
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✿ PROCESSING TIME:
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Your stakes will ship in 3 - 5 business days.
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✿ SHIPPING TIME:
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2 - 3 business days via USPS first class mail.
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✿ GIFTING:
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You can ship these stakes directly to your gift recipient, with a complimentary gift note included. Please be sure to mark your order as a gift at checkout.
moniquedaniela –
Awesome! These are so adorable. The lettering is lovely and the seller kindly created some customized sayings for me. I definitely recommend this shop!